I Can’t Do It, Mikey.
I can’t go out to eat every day for lunch, it is killing my bank account and giving me the curvaceous figure I’ve never wanted but always achieved. Goodbye Maudie’s, Catfish Parlor, Kerbey Lane, and Pluckers. I MEAN IT!
Hey Hoarr, spell my fist!

I Can’t Do It, Mikey.

I can’t go out to eat every day for lunch, it is killing my bank account and giving me the curvaceous figure I’ve never wanted but always achieved. Goodbye Maudie’s, Catfish Parlor, Kerbey Lane, and Pluckers. I MEAN IT!

Hey Hoarr, spell my fist!


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    kevinnuut. What if we don’t stay good roommates? What if Maxwell becomes the germophobe who never cleans shared spaces?...
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  10. icelandfreak said: I like that “pizza time!” I work at pizza hut, I know all too well of this “eating out” that you speak of.
  11. thatfrenchman said: What about Newks?!
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  15. filosovia said: hahha
  16. hoarr said: It’s spelled Maudie’s. It’s spelled Kerby Lane — BTW, you just got off a cruise. I’d blame that over any of these fine places you’ve listed.

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