Can’t Win.

Rubbing myself with dryer sheets as I brave the weekly hell that is lawn care. Wive’s tales be damned, the mosquitoes are still finding a way. Soon I will have 2” diameter welts and pudgy skin. I hope my blood feeds your families well, little vampires.


  1. brookebutler said: I’m allergic. It’s horrible.
  2. meckz said: Don’t just use repellant - get some pesticide and spray your bushes to actually kill the little buggers. goo.gl/ohDMS
  3. wanderlustandtethers said: Hire landscapers? Their hourly rate can’t be more than what your time and comfort are worth…!
  4. benbrown said: I refuse to go outside.
  5. nirak said: I use loooots of combo sunscreen/bug spray and they still get me. They must love our blood?
  6. linhtherealist said: i totally know how you feel. i went for a walk a couple nights ago and i now have like 30 little red spots from the incessant scratching due to the pesky bugs. =_=;; worst part? they only bite me [was walking with two other friends].
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